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Money Hai Toh Honey Hai (2008) Movie Rating and Review :
Rating :
Acting – 0.5/10
Direction – 0/10
Screenplay – 0/10
Music – 0/10
Technique – 1/10
Review :
Aaaarrrghh!
Reach out for your migraine meds, your pressure pills and yes, even your smelling salts. For Money Hai Toh Honey Hain has invaded your nearest movie hall. If Jimmy, Don Muthuswamy and Buddha Mar Gaya robbed you of sleep for weeks, then Money Hai Toh Honey Hai is guaranteed to make you an insomniac. And we are being polite here. If you still care to know more, then read on…
Torture no 1: The Plot. Billionaire Prem Chopra is in a quandary because he doesn’t have an heir to his empire. In desperation he decides to bequeath his fortune to six people whose cell phone numbers he likes! Yes, you heard that right. The chosen six? Smooth-talker Bobby (Govinda) who lives off his father’s money and swindles unsuspecting victims in his ‘spare time’; simpleton Lalaji (Manoj Bajpai) who dreams of making it big in business; copywriter Gaurav (Aftab Shivdasani) who writes lines like “Visit Delhi, there were fewer rapes and murders last year” and can’t hold his job; wannabe model Manik (Upen Patel) who smiles out of baniyan and aphrodisiac advertisements; K-serial heroine Ashima (Hansika) who is more Mallika Sherawat than Smriti Iraani; aspiring fashion designer Shruti ( Celina Jaitley) who, taking a leaf out of P. Chidambaram’s book, wants to design clothes for the aam aadmi!
Ecstasy on finding themselves in the dead man’s will quickly turns to agony for the six when they learn that the company is deep in debt. They spend the rest of the film paying back the dues. How? Through a fashion show! Rohit Bal, are you listening?
Torture no 2: The Performances. Body-hugging tees, leopard print sarong, kitschy accessories and lines like “I am yo! I am today!” can’t make 40 plus Govinda look like a 20-something or allow him to romance a girl younger than his daughter. And Manoj, how about being part of a bad, but A-grade RGV film instead of a Z-grade howler? And will someone please tell Hansika to lose some weight?
Torture no 3: The Lines. Aftab asks girlfriend Kim Sharma: “Darling, hum condoms kyon use karte hain?” A plumber in the vicinity (!) quips: “100 per cent protection, no leakage.” A call girl tells a client: “Main kya Tata Sky hoon ki ek baar laga diya toh do saal muft mein chale?” Yuck!
Torture no 4: The Music. That is if you can call wannabe hip-hop beats, wannabe rap and even wannabe jazz, music. The actors have no significant lines, but they all have an item song! And when he runs out of actors, the director puts himself in a song!
Torture no 5: The Director. After the slow-as-a-snail Swami the choreographer-turned-director Ganesh Acharya takes a comic turn. The joke, sadly, is on the viewer!
And finally: A dialogue in Money Hai… goes: “Hey Bhagwan, kya mere itne bure din aa gaye ki mujhe yeh dekhna pad raha hai?” Our sentiments precisely.
Acting – 0.5/10
Direction – 0/10
Screenplay – 0/10
Music – 0/10
Technique – 1/10
Review :
Aaaarrrghh!
Reach out for your migraine meds, your pressure pills and yes, even your smelling salts. For Money Hai Toh Honey Hain has invaded your nearest movie hall. If Jimmy, Don Muthuswamy and Buddha Mar Gaya robbed you of sleep for weeks, then Money Hai Toh Honey Hai is guaranteed to make you an insomniac. And we are being polite here. If you still care to know more, then read on…
Torture no 1: The Plot. Billionaire Prem Chopra is in a quandary because he doesn’t have an heir to his empire. In desperation he decides to bequeath his fortune to six people whose cell phone numbers he likes! Yes, you heard that right. The chosen six? Smooth-talker Bobby (Govinda) who lives off his father’s money and swindles unsuspecting victims in his ‘spare time’; simpleton Lalaji (Manoj Bajpai) who dreams of making it big in business; copywriter Gaurav (Aftab Shivdasani) who writes lines like “Visit Delhi, there were fewer rapes and murders last year” and can’t hold his job; wannabe model Manik (Upen Patel) who smiles out of baniyan and aphrodisiac advertisements; K-serial heroine Ashima (Hansika) who is more Mallika Sherawat than Smriti Iraani; aspiring fashion designer Shruti ( Celina Jaitley) who, taking a leaf out of P. Chidambaram’s book, wants to design clothes for the aam aadmi!
Ecstasy on finding themselves in the dead man’s will quickly turns to agony for the six when they learn that the company is deep in debt. They spend the rest of the film paying back the dues. How? Through a fashion show! Rohit Bal, are you listening?
Torture no 2: The Performances. Body-hugging tees, leopard print sarong, kitschy accessories and lines like “I am yo! I am today!” can’t make 40 plus Govinda look like a 20-something or allow him to romance a girl younger than his daughter. And Manoj, how about being part of a bad, but A-grade RGV film instead of a Z-grade howler? And will someone please tell Hansika to lose some weight?
Torture no 3: The Lines. Aftab asks girlfriend Kim Sharma: “Darling, hum condoms kyon use karte hain?” A plumber in the vicinity (!) quips: “100 per cent protection, no leakage.” A call girl tells a client: “Main kya Tata Sky hoon ki ek baar laga diya toh do saal muft mein chale?” Yuck!
Torture no 4: The Music. That is if you can call wannabe hip-hop beats, wannabe rap and even wannabe jazz, music. The actors have no significant lines, but they all have an item song! And when he runs out of actors, the director puts himself in a song!
Torture no 5: The Director. After the slow-as-a-snail Swami the choreographer-turned-director Ganesh Acharya takes a comic turn. The joke, sadly, is on the viewer!
And finally: A dialogue in Money Hai… goes: “Hey Bhagwan, kya mere itne bure din aa gaye ki mujhe yeh dekhna pad raha hai?” Our sentiments precisely.
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