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Karzz (2008) Movie Rating and Review :
Rating :
Acting – 2/10
Direction – 2/10
Screenplay – 2/10
Music – 2/10
Technique – 2/10
Review :
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Oooooooo! It’s a bird... it’s a plane... it’s... Himeshhhh the H-Man! Who? “Kudrat ka jeeta jaagta karishma”! But Pappu wears no topi, saala?! So what? He’s got a custom-made thatched roof up there! Can’t you see how the phirangs in the audience are fainting? That’s because of the nose, not the, hay er, hair. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! What is it? H-Man is doing a Big B. Sorry? “Name fame money sab hai mere paas... bas nahin hain ek maa!” Ooi maa! Then why is he after the maal? What? Who? That Kenyan catering girl looking in a state of surprise 24/7. But Shweta can smile, saala! Yeah, she can’t stop and he can’t start. But they can lick from the same ice cream. And hold different-sized soft toys. And drink alternately from different cola glasses. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! Ae sone de naa.... H-Man’s gol gol gaal are sweating! Why? He cannot play the Ek hasina thi tune on his guitar! Nahiiiiiiiiin! The doctor friend says it’s psychosis but it looks more psychic! How? He’s remembered he was Dino Morea in his last life. So, what’s the problem? Arey, Dino has natural baal, saala! What will he do now? His eyes are on Urmila’s wig. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! Come on, what now? H-Man is in love with Princess Ka-Mini. Why? He was zero when she was 35. Now, pachchees saal baad, he is size 35 and she is size zero. So what happens to Miss Smiley? Durban ka pakwan! Sad. Dekh Kabira roya, saala! Who? Arey Danny Uncle with sidekicks Mogambo and Shakaal and whose favourite Hindi song is from Aap Kaa Surroor! Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! Ab kya? H-Man and Ka-Mini are dancing! What’s new? He’s been spot-jogging since morning and she has huge fans fitted under her skirts. No, no, no, this one is isspecial, saala! Why? This one goes Tak tana tana tandoori nights, tandoori nights... What?! Yes, it’s the new kebab factory where Subhash Ghai, Rishi Kapoor and Laxmikant-Pyarelal are being sheek-ed! Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! You better have a better reason this time. He’s flying! What? H-Man’s finally flying! Really? Yes, he is going up in the air and landing kicks on Sir Juda. Then why is the takla silent? Gullu can’t speak, saala! He only pokes at the touchscreen of his electronic hand. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! What?! H-Man is Cary Grant! Kya? Yes, he is being chased by Ka-Mini who’s flying a microlight aircraft, north by north-west. Don’t tell me! Yes, yes, and now he is tearing off the left sleeve of his skin-tight tee. But why? He is setting the hay on fire. His hair? No, no the ground beneath. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Statutory warning :
Himesh ka singing aapko soney nahin dega aur uska acting in Karzzzzzzzzzz, aapko jaagne nahin dega...
Acting – 2/10
Direction – 2/10
Screenplay – 2/10
Music – 2/10
Technique – 2/10
Review :
Oooooooo to zzzzzzzzzzzz
Oooooooo! It’s a bird... it’s a plane... it’s... Himeshhhh the H-Man! Who? “Kudrat ka jeeta jaagta karishma”! But Pappu wears no topi, saala?! So what? He’s got a custom-made thatched roof up there! Can’t you see how the phirangs in the audience are fainting? That’s because of the nose, not the, hay er, hair. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! What is it? H-Man is doing a Big B. Sorry? “Name fame money sab hai mere paas... bas nahin hain ek maa!” Ooi maa! Then why is he after the maal? What? Who? That Kenyan catering girl looking in a state of surprise 24/7. But Shweta can smile, saala! Yeah, she can’t stop and he can’t start. But they can lick from the same ice cream. And hold different-sized soft toys. And drink alternately from different cola glasses. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! Ae sone de naa.... H-Man’s gol gol gaal are sweating! Why? He cannot play the Ek hasina thi tune on his guitar! Nahiiiiiiiiin! The doctor friend says it’s psychosis but it looks more psychic! How? He’s remembered he was Dino Morea in his last life. So, what’s the problem? Arey, Dino has natural baal, saala! What will he do now? His eyes are on Urmila’s wig. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! Come on, what now? H-Man is in love with Princess Ka-Mini. Why? He was zero when she was 35. Now, pachchees saal baad, he is size 35 and she is size zero. So what happens to Miss Smiley? Durban ka pakwan! Sad. Dekh Kabira roya, saala! Who? Arey Danny Uncle with sidekicks Mogambo and Shakaal and whose favourite Hindi song is from Aap Kaa Surroor! Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! Ab kya? H-Man and Ka-Mini are dancing! What’s new? He’s been spot-jogging since morning and she has huge fans fitted under her skirts. No, no, no, this one is isspecial, saala! Why? This one goes Tak tana tana tandoori nights, tandoori nights... What?! Yes, it’s the new kebab factory where Subhash Ghai, Rishi Kapoor and Laxmikant-Pyarelal are being sheek-ed! Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! You better have a better reason this time. He’s flying! What? H-Man’s finally flying! Really? Yes, he is going up in the air and landing kicks on Sir Juda. Then why is the takla silent? Gullu can’t speak, saala! He only pokes at the touchscreen of his electronic hand. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
20 minutes later
Oooooooo! What?! H-Man is Cary Grant! Kya? Yes, he is being chased by Ka-Mini who’s flying a microlight aircraft, north by north-west. Don’t tell me! Yes, yes, and now he is tearing off the left sleeve of his skin-tight tee. But why? He is setting the hay on fire. His hair? No, no the ground beneath. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Statutory warning :
Himesh ka singing aapko soney nahin dega aur uska acting in Karzzzzzzzzzz, aapko jaagne nahin dega...
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